Stand Out

By my first day of school and my baby brother and sister’a birthday, I will have lost at least 15 lbs. By Sept. 1st, 20 lbs. By October 1st, 30 lbs.
Its time for things to get very serious, I’m tired of looking like this, and I will look different, think different, eat different, and act different from now on.

sorelatable:

How I feel after eating:

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

izziesworldofizzie:

kathryndec:

bootydestroyer:

captjackfrost:

notadangirl:

luckyspike:

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

now i regret having never watched futurama

kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

mississippisunshine:

onlylolgifs:

daddy makes the perfect bun

omg this is the cutest thing